Things I just do not understand...

1. How the tv really works
2. Why people still think Sarah Palin is wonderful.
3. Why high fructose corn syrup is in EVERYTHING
4. Why any decent human being thinks that 800 Palestinian to 13 Israeli casualties is a sign of "God's" blessing on Israel, and therefore, okay.
5. Why George W. Bush still thinks that what he says is relevant or believable.
6. Why we have to work on Inaguration Day, particularly this year.
7. Just where is the money that used to be in the economy and now is MIA?
8. Why some women think pregnancy is glorious and wonderful.... ugh.
9. Why people think that all the snow we have had so far this winter is a sign that global warming is a myth. I think 3 feet in 10 days is an example of extreme weather.
10. Why we don't support universal health care.
11. Why what Jesus would really do doesn't seem to be relevant to most people who purport to believe and follow his teachings.
12. Why many men are obsessed with football... and boobs.